Riley's+ATACK+OF+THE+MUTANT+PICKLE!!!

In a secert lab, some where in Iowa, the mad scientest, "Fluffy Turtleface", (who is as dumb as a brick of pure solid cement!) was busy eating his lunch of chese covered cucumber sandwitches, and extra, plain, cucumbers for the side. "Time to watch T.V. on the Television!" he exclamed in a, fairley stupid, scintific tone. As he got up, he set his left over cucumber on his so called, "Mutifier". Big mistake! When the mutifier was in the process of being built Fluffy Turtleface had spilt a whole can of soda on the, "on off' control part of the machine, so now it turns on and off un controllably! As Fluffy Turtleface had set down the cucumber and left the room, the mutifier made a, "CLUNK!" as it turned on, and off, turning the cucumber into a pickle! Not that scary, but then, there was a whole nother, "CLUNK!!!!! as it did the same, turning the pickle into a whole nother tipe of creature. He had no legs, just scruny little thin arms, with three fingers, and a thumb at the ends. No ears, but holes for hearing. two eyes, no nose, and a tiny green mouth, to go with the rest of his green, gresey, body. With so, the pickle simpley looked up, smiled an evil smile, and the pickle said, "Ubba, bluck oob pa goo!" unfortanutly, pickles don't speack english. "UBBA FOOBA GOOBA!" so the twice "mutified" pickle, got up, and rolled out the door. Outside, he came across two worms. "Hey snuffy, you'ed better come over here!" called one worm to another. "What now, Puffy?" they both looked down to see the pickle, as cunchy and delisious as ever! "Let's eat him!" exclaimed the worm named Puffy. "You pow e yo MAMA!" The pickle cried in anger, a little to offensivly. "OH!!" the worm called Snuffy huffed. "Oh great." Puffy backed up as Snuffy grew angry, "Remember your anger manegment skills!" Puffy tried every thing he could to calm him down. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!!!" Snuffy exploded with anger! "Heh, heh heh!" the pickle laughed and rolled away. "GET HIM!" Snuffy cried! Although unfortanaty, worms are typicly slow! Espesily in chases! The pickle had been rolling for quite some time now, and was out of breath! "Bliby agga egga oh!"the pickle panted. "What?" a chicken perked up, "What was that?" chickens are very nosey creatures! "Blibby agga egga oh?" the pickle replied questionably. "What? huh? WHAT!?" chickens were suronding him and baraling nosey questions on top of him. "CRUNCH!" when the pickle heard this noise spilling above every thing else he couldn't bare look down to his side, but when he did, he was only to find the worms, Puffy and Snuffy, eating him alive and throwing the seeds out to the chickens (which was strange, considering that worms don't have arms!). "NOOOOOO!!!!!!" he cried the very first, and only, english word he would ever say!