Prof.+Bobby+Pin's+Great+Discovery

__Grownup rule #53__ Wear Deodarant __Official reason:__ So you dont get body odor. __Real reason__ Because scientific tests have created a theory that deodarant limits armpit hair. On October 5th 1997 this theory was going to be tested by Prof. Bobby Pin. He was trying to go one week without wearing deodarant. After the first day his longest hair was 4in long. Day 2 Today my longest hair was a foot long. At aroung 12:00 P.M it started to growl at me. It was nearing 2:00 P.M. so I called my assistant Prof. Chicken Nugget to see if he wanted to go to lunch. We met at Crispy Team the best chicken in town. My assistant and I were talkin about how we need to find us a lady when i saw that my food was disappearing. I thougth at first that it was Prof. Chicken Nugget. He said look at your armpit. Sure enough there were crumbs of fried chicken skin. Day 3 The hair has hit a sudden growthspurt and is now nearly 10ft long. I'm starving but im scared of what might happen if I eat. Day 4 The Proffessor died that night. We believe that he had been strangled. But by what? All that was left of him was a leg and a couple toes.

Fortunatly we found his journal because if we didnt many other people would have this problem. Make sure you put on that deodarant it will save your life.