Faith's+Chip+Song+Showdown

. Have you ever been bored out of your mind ? You think about going outside but then you remember it's yucky and if you step out you'll fall in a big pile in mud and then your mother will be very upset at you because you’re drenched in mud. Now when kids are out of school and very bored, with nothing to do. They get thinking. They think of many things, crazy things. They could think of things like let's have a mud fight which your mother then will end up washing the whole neighborhood or they could also think of a Chip Song Showdown. When they think of this you better watch out, because it's something you never expected.

It's where you make a fort (stage). You take a cardboard box and a blanket. Simple. You put the blanket on the cardboard box. Then you put decorations on the outside of the box. Like flowers or polk a dots or your name of your band. By band I mean name of your group like Sour Cream Rockers. Then you go down deep into the.... Interior. You should use sharpie when decorating because it shows up better. Also if you want to make it sparkle and shine use plain white paper for the background.

Next is the chip choosing and the song writing. You choose a bag and not one of those bags that you take in your lunch I mean one of those family size bags. You can choose any kind. By the way the best way to choose teams is boys on one and team girls on the other Use a family size bag because One you have to share, Two you're song has to be at least 3 minutes long. Now for the song. This in most cases is the hardest part. When your writing your lyrics, make sure you’re using a pencil and have plenty of paper because you'll change lyrics like a girl changes clothes.

Next is the tickets and practice. You make tickets that say the two names of the bands and the name of the concert. Which of coarse is Chip Song Showdown. You also come up with a symbol. For example, you could be the Sour Power sour cream and onion or Boxer BBQ. It's your choice. Then you go on to the practice. You practice for about an hour or longer. However long it takes you to get it just right, because you don't want to forget a dance move or part of the song and look like an elephant that just woke up from being shot in the butt with sleeping meds. Then you pick out your outfit. // Please don't make you mom go out and // // buy you a brand spanking new wardrobe //. You practice for about a half an hour or so.

The second to last thing is the judges, your prize and how to win. (It's the parents). They make cards that give you a score like 8.5. Here’s a tip if you’re real smart, you'll bribe them like say I'll make you a delicious breakfast with eggs, bacon, toast with butter and I'll even serve it to you in bed if you vote for us so we win. Even try kind of using a whisper and make it sound really good. Now if you win there are many things you can do. You can have breakfast food for dinner. You can have the loser do your chores for a week but you don't get paid for just sitting around. You can have a camp out with breakfast food for dinner in the tent, or you can play in your box till midnight and then watch a movie with popcorn and then go to sleep in your box. It's your choice you but sadly you can only chose one. Now how to win. You have to have a very interesting but weird dance. If you ever see a horse in a tutu on their hind legs trying to get it off you will know what I mean. Your song has to also be interesting and just the right length. You don't want the judges to get bored because it's so long but you don't want them to think the song is not over when it is. You need to have very exotic costumes. Don't ever stop putting chips in your mouth while you're singing. Also try to sing kind of clearly when stuffing chips in your mouth.

The last thing I promise is the SHOW!!!!! It's the best part. It's so intense all the pressures like when you’re the bull and you just want to plow the person with the red blanket. This is when you can't go back to change lyrics or anything can't change dance moves all you can do is sit, smile and of course stuff chips in your mouth which is probably the best part ever only because you worked so hard. You get so nervous and you say we're going to loose but then you win it's a miracle especially because you messed up because you were on the wrong chorus. Now this is something you can do on a rainy, humid and very cold day .Kids, if this sounds fun remember to do this. If so happens and your parents don't want to, don't make them. It is a lot of work and you don't want them to be the mad bull and they be about ready to plow you.