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Grown Up-Rule #26. Wash BeHind Your Ears. Official Reason: Your parents say you need to wash behind your ears so they don't get dirty. Yeah that's what they say, but is it really true? No it is not the real reason is that you don't get an irritating, ichy, orange rash that you can't get rid of. There has only been two reported cases of this rare disease in the United States. The child that caught this disease was Alex Hopkins of Summers Town, Iowa. He was thge first person to get this horrid disease. Specialists from W.B.Y.E.F. (Wash Behind Your Ears Facility) said to keep him isolated in a very special hospital for at least seven months while he was recovering. the only way to get rid of it is to use shampoo and wash your body in shampoo. But instead of using shampoo he accidentally used styling gel and had to use a fire fighters hose to get all the gell off. He had to stay in intensive care for another six months. So kids when your parent say wash behind your ears, DO IT FOR ALEX'S SAKE!