E.H.G

You may know that some days go bad and some days go good well every day for me is horrible. Since I got dumped for Chad Burk way Granny Bob Joe wont leave me alone now that alee still has my laser cannon she wont give it back so I’m very vulnerable. So Granny Bob Joe sends a squad of granny’s that call themselves the Destro nicks. This has been happening for the last three months now. Finally I went out and got my self a fake I.D. that says Jim Burkway.Next I got to the costume store and bought myself a brown short haired wig and back leather jacket with a white t-shirt with my Inter Galactic credit card I got from my parents before they died from an alien attack that lasted one hour. Then I had to go live with my grandparents till my grandma went evil and killed my grandpa. So now I live with my friend Jack Harold’s and his twin sister Vanessa Harold’s who is dead ugly. She likes any boy she sees’s except her brother.

So now that I have my fake I.D. I’m going to have to keep it on the down low since there after me and she just got out of hyperspace jail. That night when my friend Jack and I were playing video games Vanessa came down with her girly friends and shot the gaming system with a water hose and it blew up in our faces. Jack got so mad he got his tazer and chased his sister and her friends with it outside around the house down the street and up the neighbor hood it was funniest thing on Earth. Till his sister came back with her friends and locked him outside. There mom heard them down stairs so her friends went and hid I dashed into the closet. Of course I could hear her being scolded it sounded like some one was being beat to death by aliens oh yeah almost forgot they allowed aliens into our state after the war of 3012 but that’s so grandmas get in the state and I almost forgot again there mom is an alien.

When I first found out what that beating sound was. It was her she was trying to break down the door she was yelling so I went farther into the closet and found a window there was an army of grandmas waiting ready for battle being lead by Granny Bob Joe. Then when I turned around I noticed that there mom was there with a blaster rifle on her it was set on stun aimed at me. Her daughter and son were too armed so I lifted my arms.

I turn around and make a mad dash for the window I broke through the window and hit the ground hard the next thing I knew I have the Harold’s family on grapple lines heading toward me and the army pointing guns at me. The next thing I know the windows are being broken by the military. While a war is going on I notice that the Harold’s family is sneaking out I try to stop them but Granny Bob Joe leaps out in front of me I remembered that I still have that blaster rifle that Jack gave so I pull it out and aim and fire it misses her so she falls over stunned that I actually fired so I run over to her to check her pulse she has a bare pulse so I ran after the Harold’s family and shirr enough they were gone well it looks like I got another year to deal with these granny’s.

Since I have two more weeks before this month is over I guess I need a hot chocolate with marshmallows, cream, and a cherry on top but on my way to the coffee shop I swear I saw something in a ship with a granny sign flying over a top of me.