Jalen's+event+story

I don't know how my hamster did it, but she did. She took a whole big banana out of my hand, ran behind the couch, and refused to come out until she ate the whole darn thing! I'm telling the truth in case you don't believe me! She stole my perfect, nice, ripe, and beautiful banana and now I'm sad because that was our last banana!

I don't even know how she got behind the couch. Because our couch is huge, blue, and right up against our thick wall with only two small little inches between, and well let’s just say Puffball needs to go to Weight Watchers pretty badly.

Oh well. I guess I could just steal her dried up old fruit, that my crazy mom gives her. After all she doesn’t need the extra weight that it could give her. Plus she never eats the fruit, in fact she never even thouches it, because she’s just a spoiled, fat, brat, that stole my banana.

Well here is what happened, I just got done with lunch but I was still pretty hungry. So I went and got the banana. I went out to the living room and found puffball on the floor running around. She some how managed to escape from her cage. So I picked her up and set her on my lap. I unpeeled my banana and was about to eat it when two small, fat, hairy little claws reached out and grabbed it. I was split second to late and she jumped off my lap and ran dragging the whole (and by now a very dirty) banana with her. She ran to the couch squeezed her fat butt behind it and didn’t come out until every piece of that juicy dirty banana was gone. Oh well I just have to let her run around the house next time. At least won't steal my food. .