Grownup+Rule


 * __//Grownup rule number 999//__-** Why do you have to and why do you listen to your parents anyway?
 * //__Their Reason__//**- If you don't you're grounded!
 * //__Real Reason__//**- If you keep not obeying they will get madder and madder until they all burst into a million little ants. So the little ants will carry you and lift you up off the ground and throw you out of the house! You should probobly go an get some trusting kids or friends. Then you should get all the little kids in a hudle. Once you make a plan you should probobly buy lots of bug spray. Make sure its the kind that gets rid of ants. Once you buy enough bug spray, You use it all the ants. Make sure you trap them all in a corner. When they are all in a corner they will mold together back into parents. Oh, did I forget to tell you, you have to separate all the ants according to gender otherwise you're going to have 2 mixed up grownups. you might have a dad with the head of a mom a middle of a dad and legs of you're mom. One person that had the experience was Un Lucky Green from Mt. Rushmore in the mountians. Un would never go to bed because he wanted to climb down the mountian. Also he didn't like the idea of falling out of bed. So on his 1000th day his parents turned into bad ants. He ran down the 5000ft to the nearest gas station to buy a can of spray. He turned the ants back into his parents and they all lived happilly ever after. The End. Anyway, that is why you listen to your parents all the time!