I+Got+a+Secret

GROWN UP RULE #124 EAT YOUR VEGGIES! Parents say to eat your veggies you say why ? They say you'll grow up to be big and strong. oh yeah you'll be big and strong but the truth is that grown up's absolutly hate veggies but the absolute beyond truth is that they dont want to turn into a carrot after what happened to Mindia. Mindia was having a bad day. At lunch everyone laughed at her because she fell in the lunch line. When she came home dinner was ready she thought that was strange because she always ate at Gibbs jello restrant but today that all changed. Her mom had cooked ham, mashed potatos, and CARROTS. She put her bag in her room. Yep still the same good thing Jeffy is still in his room she thought to herself. Her mom called her down to eat. Everything was scrumptcias but the carrots, she ate them anyway. The next day her mom found her in the tub. A CARROT! The testing shows that Mindia was diagnosed with E.Y.V.D. (eat youre veggies disesse). The investigators still dont know what was in the carrot.

GROWN UP RULE #157 READ A BOOK! The day that your grandpa heard this might have bonked his socks off. Jimbers had everything a best friend and a passing grade in history. Jimbers was coming home from school one day. He had homework. Jimbers did his regular rutine, ate a snack, and went to do his homework. When his mom came up to tell him dinner was ready, she shreiked in horror her little boy lying there. A NERD! Studies show he was diagnosed with (TOO MUCH READING SINDROM).