Free+wrighting+PARENTS

HAVE THEY EVER FELL OUT OF A TREE? DO THEY LIKE TO ROLL DOWN A HILL IN SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT? WHY DO THEY WEAR SUCH NICE CLOTHES(DO THEY GO TO A WEDDING OR FUNERAL EVERDAY OR WHAT?)? DO THEY REALLY HATE THIER MOTHER-IN-LAWS? HAVE THEY EVER RODE ON A DONKEY? OR A ELEPHANT? OR EVEN POSIBLY A GIRRAFE? AND ANOTHER QUESTION HAVE THEY EVER BEEN 12 OR 13 OR 14 OR 15 OR 16 YOU GET THE POINT AND SO ON? WHY DO THEY READ THE NEWSPAPPER? TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE THEY KNOW HAS DIED? OR TO LAUGH AT THEM(MOCK THE DEAD!!!)? WHY DONT THEY STUFF THIER FACES AT A BUFFET? OR JUST AT HOME? DO THEY REALLY THINK THE DOG DID IT CAUSE HE DID(HAHAHA LOL STUPID DOG)? WHY DONT THEY TRUST US TO GO OUT TO EAT AT A BUFFET BY OURSELFS? DO THEY REALLY TUCK US IN AT NIGHT (WHEN WE WERE LITTLE) OR WERE THEY TRYING TO SUFFECATE US? WHY DO THEY MAKE THE OLDER SIBLING ( ...USUALLY...**US!!!**)?
 * PARENTS** 20 QUESTIONS ABOUT **PARENTS**