Nebraska+bag

After a long day at kirn pool we left for my house to have a small party and to give me my birthday gifts my first gift was a tire air up kit from my grand pa. Then my grandma came out witha huge bag w she said "I was drunk when I baught this probably.Stop asking questions?? ok but I didn't ask anything. oh she said . so i went in the bag and said oh my gosh. In the bag were pieces of what looked like a bag. I looked at the instructions and happen to come across a picture of a GIRL!!!!!!!! on the back. Right away i said we are taking this back or ill never use it and use it for somthing to start a fire with. In the end i put it in my bottom dresser drawer and havent seen it since. I bealive she was drunk I think she might have been driving oh no thats were she got the speeding ticket all makes sence now.