Adult+Rule+104

Rule #104: Don't fall asleep in class Official Reason: so you don't get in trouble The Truth: Falling asleep in class can be a real bummer because you will miss out on a party! You might be flabbergasted by this conclusion but it is the truth. Your teacher will buy popcorn, candy and root beer. But when you wake up there will be no evidence. There have been spies ordered by the government to see if these rumors are true. There have been only a few sightings. A school girl in Arizona noticed a few pieces of popcorn and confetti by her desk.The teacher was fired soon after the incident and the students who covered up for the teacher couldn't attend any school parties in the next 3 months. The schoolgirl was given an award for finding out about the party. If you find any evidence, call the NPISA (No Parties In School Association) at 987-654-3210.