Kaitlyn's+Free+Writing

50 questions to ask about teachers. Why do they always have to look so nice? Do they ever roll in mud? What would happen if their last name was something really bad? Would they change it? Why do things make them mad? Have any teachers jumped out of a window? What would teacher casserole look like? Why do the guy teachers always wear ties? And slacks? Why don't they ever wear jeans and a t-shirt? That would be comfortable. Why don't they ever play on the teter totters? Or spin around and around? Have any of them ever wrestled a cow? How many times a day do they change their clothes? Were they ever kids? If they were,were they stubborn? Do they eat pizza? Have they ever caught on fire? Do they fall off chairs?Do they have night lights? Have they ever chased a turkey? Have they ever been bit by a moose?Have they ever seen a moose kissing a goose? Have they ever been tackled by a mongoose? Have they ever drawn a mustache on a photo of someone? Do they play football? Do they play ANY sports? Do they ride roller coasters? Have they ever fallen off a mountain? Have they ever fainted? Do they actually like kids? Do they break things? Have they ever been attacked by a mole? Have they ever been attacked by a frog? Are some stuck in a ditch right now? Were do teachers go when they retire? Have they ever fallen out of a tree? What would happen if there weren't teachers? How come some are mean and some are really nice(Preston)?Have they ever knocked down a school? What does a teachers insides look like? Have they ever tried to jump a fence? Do they fall down? What do they eat? Have they ever slept in the woods? Do they get hit by boulders?Can they predict bad behaveor? Do they recycle? Do they sing? Do they dance?

Many questions. Even more answers.

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P.S No teachers where actually harmed in the making of this piece

P.S.S This piece is also not to make fun of teachers but to simply ask questions about them