THE+BUM+NAMED+BOB.

THE BUM NAMED BOB. I know a bum named Bob. Bob is an imaginary homeless person who lives under my bed. Sometimes at night he gets scared so he sleeps at the foot of my bed. One time I woke up and he was all up in my business, and I was like yo dude have you ever heard of a personal space bubble? Bob was like so combobbled that we both started laughing nonstop. It was hilarious, I mean you should have been there. Bob was laughing so hard that he almost knocked himself down the stairs! Well after that was over we decided to have breakfast. Bob and I were thinking about having eggs but I told him that might go right through him. Now Bob wanted to go on our trampoline, so we were on the trampoline and he told me to jump as high as I could so I did and then all of a sudden...BOB WAS ON THE ROOF OF THE HOUSE!!!! I was so scared I almost had a cardiac arrest. I thought I was going to die. I mean how often do you fling your friend onto the roof of your own house. So I decided that was enough and that Bob needed to calm down, I mean he is a wild person. Especially since he is about 84!! How is that for a wild child? Seriously it's like you can't controll him. So I told Bob it was time for his nap, and he started yelling and crying out "I don't want a nap, I want to spend time with you." I was so scared that I like totally fainted, thats how scared I was. Well thats it for now folks, please join us next week for more of THE BUM NAMED BOB.

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