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Parent Rule #88. Always Feed The Dog. Official Reason:So it doesn't get hungry. Real Reason:If you remember to feed the dog every time you actualy prevent the danger!! If you don't it will turn into a dangerous, evil mutant child eater that will eat all the children of the world!!!!! If you don't believe me read all about this in the next paragraph.

This one little girl, Pennelipy, forgot to feed her pink poodle ,Princess, once and the next day it ate her. We surronded it and put it in a cage at secter 999,999,999,999,999,999 (9 hundred 99 quintillion, 9 hundred 99 quatrillion, 9 hundred 99 trillion,9 hundred 99 billion, 9 hundred 99 million, 9 hundred 99 thousand, 9 hundred 99.) Turns out there's a lot of secters. Before we shrunk it back to size and released it, we asked it a few questions and translated it into human. Here's the full interview.

Did you eat Pennelipy Jenkins? Yes. Was she tasty? Yes. Why? She forgot to feed me once. Only once? Yes. Did you eat any one else? No.

So don't ever forget to FEED YOUR DOG!!!!!!!