My+Parent+Rules

Grown up rule #1,3365,985,511 Rule: Don't jump off the swings Official Reason: So you dont get hurt Real Reason: You will go to a world filled with little carnovore My little ponys. They will eat you and become one of them it is so avous that is what happens next. NO! now let me finish.They will eat you and the next person to jump off the swing will become one of them. Its a true story noway yes and if you dont belive me ask Justice higgenbottom it happen to her. Thats right I jumped off the swing and turned into one of them then how did u get out I dont know I think someone saved me it is all still a blur. well there is your proof. Oh well how do I know u didn't pay her to do say that? well you want proof yea you want proof I said yes ok then jump off a swing. No yea u want proof sooooo bad well do it jump off the swing ok fine but i want to see you jump first no way I want to see u do it fine swish swish swish (sound of the swing) clink clink cilnk ( sound of the swing) and then it again adn a great big thump I was right I am one of themhey wheres frankie we ate him I was right all a long well here comes the blur bye.