Don't+pick+your+nose

Grown-up rule #20 Don't pick your nose Official reason: it's gross and gets all over things. Real reason: Because scientific tests discovered when you pick your nose your really picking your brain and when you pick your brain you kind of feel funny and then you go on an adventure of your life and here is that storey that has happened to people that i will name at the the end of my discovery.Step 1: When you pick your brain you start to turn evil by goingand jacking peoples cars.Step 2: A month later you become a hitmanand you kill the president and then the cops come after you and take you to prison.Step 3: When your in prison you start to get nifes for fingers and you become a canable.Step 4: So your a canable and have nifes as fingers you just got done with the cops are escorting youdown the hall your in handcuffs and are almost to your cell than the cop unlocks your handcuffs and right away you stab the cops in the heart and then you eat them.Step 5: You take there keys and one of there uniforms and then you walk out the doors and get in a police car than you try to get past the gates but one of the guard catches you so you get out of the car and jump on him and start to bite him so then the guard starts to scream really loud and the guard presses the alarm so a hole bunch of security guards start to tazer you and than they take you inside and beat you to a pulse and then they shot you to death. To approve this measage here are some of the victams of this scene Dj Lucky,Lil Wayne, Lil John, and Eddy Murphy.

Sincerly, Payton Hiffernan