Lame+Arnifoul+Adult+Rule+number+203

__** Lame Boring Adult Rule #203: **__ DON'T PLAY OR GO IN OLDER PEOPLE'S YARDS __ Official Reason: __ It's rude and they don't like it. __ The Truth: __ Yes they do not like it and it is rude, but you're only getting part of the story, and they actually sometimes do like it when you go in there yards. They Have traps that you fall into, where starving canables are waiting to bite into your savory, delicious skin and rip you to shreds. And if you miss those traps, what would happen you ask? The older people will invite you in their house for tea then next thing you know, you're being roasted over the fire like a pig at a hog roast. Don't believe me?! Oh, you don't have to. Believe these people. Their Chrilonimofarkions, in other words, canable science freaks. They have researched for many years what it is that make old people psychos, and now, are willing today, to tell us what they have uncovered. Well,snort snort, we have discovered that in old people or, to adults, ELDERS, that the obnoputercy atoms are what is making these oldies, canables and mean. Well thank you. Now do you believe this? Good. Now onto "Don't Pick Your Nose, Ten Ways It Can Kill You."