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Unread Roads -- Magnetic Poems

The Practical Joke

Harvey likes to practice knots with different kinds of string. He bragged to me and Willie he could tie up anything.

"Let me try my knots on you," he asked us both one day. Willie wanted to show him up and so we said OK.

Harvey took some clothesline and he tied us both to trees, he wound it round our shoulders and made knots behind our knees.

He tied us very carefully with lots and lots of rope. "Can you get loose?" he asked us, and Willie answered, "Nope!"

"You're positive you can't get free?" I said,We're to tied to tight." Then Harvey grinned and smugly said, "I guess I did it right."

Harvey pinched and tickled us, we yelled, "That isn't fair!" He laughed and pulled our trousers down and left us standing there.

By:Jack Prelutsky and Victoria Chess

Deadly Beauty- Magnetic Poetry

Smoke in our twinkling eyes Dozens of bouquets Made of dreams, An Accident, War and Peace But Why?

By:Calab Holder

A hog named Frog

Taking care of a hog named frog is horable He ate half of my submarine and hid the other half under my bed Then he grew wings from a ding of the doorbell the neighboors had mud in their house So now he flies around the house through walls while I get calls from the police His behavior is so bad he took the ham on Thanks Giving and threw it out the window Then three seconds later we heard a squil and the pushing of buttons So we walk into the kitchen and we have a new ham but this one has wings

Killer Bananas

If you know bananas are devastatingly evil They eat your dinner destroy your car Steal your wife kidnap your children Take your motorcycle Eat all your money and destroy your house

We will Rock you

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'

We will we will rock you We will we will rock you

By:Queen