Adult+rule+28


 * Grown -up rule** **number 28**:don't climb up trees
 * Official Reason**:so you don't get hurt
 * THE TRUTH**:Sure you might just possibly get hurt,but it might be more serious then you think!Moms or dads just don't want you ... kidnapped! By mad killer monkeys...from Greenland!?Just ask mother and father of little 8 year old Ally Parker! Ally Parker disapeared on April 2,1996 on the big oak tree in the middle of central park on 63rd and Maple in Omaha,Nebraska. Little Ally Parker was just climbing up that big oak tree and just 9 seconds later gone just like that!The story is that they take you to thier village in Greenland and they hold you hostage for a couple of days and after you start to smell bad they eat you(Monkeys have a very keen sent of smell)! So all you parents out there be careful! And do not let your kids climb up any tree for know on and also be thankful your kids haven't ended up like Ally Parker!!!