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INTERDUCTION:About four years ago Nate Johnson got in a battle with Granny Bob Joe he ended up winning and ever since that last battle he has won every single one this year he is not getting any help just the help from his friends Zeke Cattleback and Jock Cansen and his army he is creating and training.

CHAPTER 1:Nate

I know most of my stories are like EGSF but well I felt like I needed to tell this one different way since its a little different with the same topic so this is how it starts.

It’s been a year since my last attack from the grannies so now I’m nineteen. But if you remember I saw something last year and it happened to be the Harold’s family trying to save Granny Bob Joe. Unfortchanatly they saved her and that means I’m going to have to stop them myself. With no distractions from any of my friends or the cops. The other day I found an abandon military station I so now its my new base and while I’m working on my army she is probably working on hers with her friends the Harold’s family who knows what went wrong but I’m guessing she payed them since they were poor.

CHAPTER 2: Granny Bob Joe

"Hey you get back to work I’m not paying you to stare at me all day” But your not paying me at all. Just get back to work or you’re fired. These workers are the worst workers ever they don’t do there jobs they don’t follow directions they don’t do anything they just sit on there duffs drinking coffee and eating donuts. You want to now some thing Dr.Phil the 8th well you are no help either your just like the first one nag nag nag that’s all they do nag about how they don’t get paid for what they do and ever since that kid Jake or Nicky or ... what ever his name is. Well he has no friends right now because all of his friends are working for me. He thinks they all moved to the planet zorpnoggle Rolf. But there all working for me in this old abandon shoe factory. Im guessing he wants his mommy to come get him. So he is probably crying to hs girlfriend right now. But I could not get his annoying friends Zeke and Jock.So I threatened to blow up there house and they ended up t-ping mine and lighting it on fire oh how I hate thoose rotten kids.

CHAPTER 3: Nate

While my two best men are trainning my army which they happen to be Jock and Zeke they just got out of the military the have been trained they know what there doing and I trust them with my life. If they betray they will have to be elimanated. Anway well i must go back to training my special group of soldiers.

CHAPTER 4: $ Granny Bob Joe $

I won the lottery and I fired all my workers and hired trained grannys who now what they are doing. Now that I am rich I can finally pay my workers so they wont leave alone in a dark ally for robbers. But the problem is one of them hates me and one loves me.Oh I almost forgot I now have men in my army and they seem to be doing better than my old army but I still have women. Plus they all are still elderly like me allthough my neck ness keeps me from going over 75 and dieing because I would be 1,185 years old. Any way since im rich I am going out to buy weapons and vehicles and troop careerers after that im going to steal from a military base and Nick or... Bill or what ever his name is cant stop me because he is to busy working on his army wait shouldnt I do that no they can win by them selfs. Well while im at the store I should by some cookies and milk and some cereal and a new mansion wont it be fun it will be the best mansion ever like have one gigantic pool a hot tub the size of a regular pool it will have sixty rooms and one of those rooms will be a torture chamber especialy made for nicky or jake or whatever his name is.

CHAPTER 4: Nate

My army is completely fininished and is ready for training with weapons while wearing armor and gear. I bet she is sitting there think all of her army has been trained but they all are actualy working for me well the ones that I could get from her army.So now that my army is 100% ready and hers is 0% and my army is 45683 troops in it and hers has 102 troops in it. Now Nate out peace.

CHAPTER 5:Granny Bob Joe

Well my 22342 troops are ready and trained I bet he is just sitting there coaching them while he is eating and growing bigger every day and his pack of 23443 are waiting for him to catch up with them. I bet most of them will come crawling to me saying he wont train or train us properly can we join your team we need the money and training and see