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__Alphabet Protest By: Calvin Miller__

Have you heard that Congress might soon pass a law that would change Ks to Bs and all Bs to Ks? I'll tell you, I'm strictly opposed to such laws. That would change everything we must write or say. Why, if all Bs were Ks and all Ks were Bs, the parrots would sleep in Kannana trees, and we'd go to the zoo to see Bangaroos, ZeKras and yaBs with spots on their noses and Boala Kears and wild Kuffaloes.

If this Kill is passed, our Krains will be corB, the Statue of LiKerty will be in New YorB. You'd better liBe eating your meals with a forB and sandwiches made out of KarKeque porB. Concerning vacations, I'll only say yucB ! Would you go to Disney to see Donald DucB or Minnie Or MicBie Mouse? What rotten LucB!

This Kill would have mommies Biss KaKies goodnight​ or rocB them in rocBing chairs till it was light. Koys would sleep in KunB Keds in their Kedroom. And Kig KlacB convertuKles sure would have headroom. Do you see now why Congress must not pass this Kill? ThinB of the poor souls who live in MilwauBee, AlKuquerque or Bansas or those in BentucBee. You must write to Congress on Capital Hill and say,''Leave our leters alone,if you will. All Ks and Bs must be Bs.

We voters demand that you listen up, please... No federal tamp'ring with our ABC's!

Calvin Miller

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