Unicorns+vs.+Blue+Whales+(football)

Hello. This is me. What, what do you mean I'm huge. I only eat plankton. I have a balenced diet! Of course I'm a whale, what'd you think I am, huh? (to unicorn) Hello. I'm a unicorn. No, I hate corn. I know it's in my name, just pplleeaassee call me colorful!! Why, well um, who cares! I love to play football, la de da de do. Also, I hate blue whales, yes. What?! You're friends with a blue whale!?! Why you little! (Back to Blue Whale) Ahh I see youre back. What were you up to anyway? You were talking to a pretty pony. That likes football. You know we're going to face each other today. Football Game- Chad the whale swims for a touchdown. Whales are winning 7-0 The Unicorns take it and lose it. The whales score a touchown. Whales winning 14-0 The Unicorns throw it and intercept it. the blue whales kick a field goal it's 17-0. End Of First Quarter. The unicors sacked Joe the whale in the endzone whales lead 17-2. The unicorns fumble the free kick and the whales score 24-2. The Unicorns kick a field goal. Whales lead 24-5. The whales score again before the quarter is over. Halftime 31-5. the third quarter ends like this, 45-12. Then the 4th the unicorns score a lot but they still lose by a score of 60-22. The key player was Whaley Whale with 4 touchdowns and running for 209 yards. The next game the unicorns lose badly 59-3. The 3rd game was closer 49-28 and the 4th 77-76 Whales WIN! The 5,6,7,8 Unicorns win 56-54, 77-70, 99-98 and 999-998 16ot The ninth and final game 1st 77-0 bw, 4th bw losing