I+WENT+TO+THE+STORE

I went to the store for a pear and a plum. The fruit was all gone, so they sold me a drum. I asked them for butter, they offered me glue. I tried to buy bread, but they sold me a shoe.

They sold me a lamp when i tried to buy cheese. Instead of potatoes, I wound up with keys. They didn't have milk, so they sold me an oar I'll never go back to that store anymore.