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A burger and a hot dog One day had a nasty spat. The burger got insulted 'Cause the hot dog called him flat.

The burger started crying; His young feelings were all hurt. So he ran and shoved the hot dog, Who fell facedown in the dirt.

The hot dog too, got angry, And he started talking tough. Soon both of them were yelling, And they started throwing stuff.

The soda, who was watching, Said, "You're both the guilty ones, And if you do not stop it, I will kick you in the buns!"

__By Jim Aylesworth and Steven Gammell__